Things To Do In Moose Jaw
- Wait 14 hours in the ER to be told "it's the flu, go home", when you are actually half dead.
- Decide if you want to park at the paid parking lot at the hospital for 4 hours or make your next car payment - you can't do both.
- Wonder why the stadium has less parking than the 7-11.
- Wonder why the last water bill was more than your mortgage.
- Watch the dog run away for 2 days.
- Tim's run after the bar closes.
- Wonder why there are 5 cop cars at Tim's at the same time.
- Say "hello Dave" to every 5th guy you encounter (Seriously a lot of Dave's in this city).
- Wonder why your cell phone dropped a call on main street.
- Dodge potholes and wonder why you need to go 5 blocks out of your way to get around all the blocked off roads.
- Take a selfie with Mac the Moose's balls in the background.
- Stop at every light on Main Street and think to yourself "this could have taken 1/4 the time if I used 1st Ave.”
- Go to the liquor store, because there is one every 4 blocks.
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