Dave Nicholson

These where fairly hard to do.

- Wait 14 hours in the ER to be told "it's the flu, go home", when you are actually half dead. - Decide if you want to park at the paid parking lot at the hospital for 4 hours or make your next car payment - you can't do both. - Wonder why the stadium has less parking than the 7-11. - Wonder why the last water bill was more than your mortgage. - Watch the dog run away for 2 days. - Tim's run after the bar closes. - Wonder why there are 5 cop cars at Tim's at the same time. - Say "hello Dave" to every 5th guy you encounter (Seriously a lot of Dave's in this city). - Wonder why your cell phone dropped a call on main street. - Dodge potholes and wonder why you need to go 5 blocks out of your way to get around all the blocked off roads. - Take a selfie with Mac the Moose's balls in the background. - Stop at every light on Main Street and think to yourself "this could have taken 1/4 the time if I used 1st Ave.” - Go to the liquor store, becau...