LOL That Is Not Going To Happen

I just checked my spam folder and there was a message from Instagram. I have it set to allow people to email me, but only people I follow can comment. There is a darn good reason for that - I get over 30,000 views a day on Instagram in total. I just don't have time to sort through hundreds of comments to block the people being a dick, then delete the comment. No one has a life that devoid of anything to do that I have ever know.

This person only said, "set your comments to public, or follow me." Well as I said above, I have the comments very limited for a valid reason. The people who have been following me for a very long time are really the only ones I'm ever going to be interested in hearing from. So no, I'm not setting them to public or following you. I checked you out and I have no interest in your content at all, so that's not going to happen ever.

The next why I'm not going to do it is, this person is literally demanding this of me. For that reason alone, I won't do it. But to be honest, the only people that make orders like this, are 99.5% likely to be a total dick and only want public attention to be an asshole - so they can feel the overstated rush of maybe 8 people actually reading their foolish and child like comment.

Third thing is, every last time a person emailing me from the link went into the spam folder, they where not trying be be a nice person at all. One of them even made some moronic threat to see me in court because I did not think chocolate covered corn dogs should exist. The dude literally claimed they where in the bible LOL. Although, that's hilarious, this is the kind of idiotic comments I am trying to save my long term followers (and friends) from having to witness.

Let's be honest here, I'm only ever going to follow someone if I want to consume their content. The friends I follow, I'm already following, so I won't be following for friendship sake from now on. Setting the comments to public is a stupid move with the amount of views I get every day, and no one with even the remotest amount of a life has time to moderate the comments that would be posted in a day. Lastly, I'm only interested in what my actual friends have to say, not some stranger who feels the need to be a childish twat.

Normally I'd literally just delete the email and move on, but this is a good chance to express why this will literally never happen. The chances are very high the person wants to wave the banner of foolishness in the air here, and not be a good person. So NOPE.

 

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