WHY I NO LONGER DO BDSM (COMEDY)

Number one reason I don't do BDSM anymore is my health. Lets also face the fact the people I used to play with are in about the same boat.

So there would be the possibility of needing to call 911 for me and then I have to explain that the ligature marks on my wrists and ankles and the whip marks on my ass are consensual.

There is also the possibility of me being chained to a bed and the other guy grabbing his chest and hitting the floor. Then what the hell do I do? Chew the straps off for the next 27 hours and get to my phone and have to explain to the cops why the guy died yesterday and I am just calling now - oh and why the hell he is only wearing a leather dogs head mask?

Besides the bad pain is all I can deal with now, so the good pain would be too much pain. If that makes sense. It's like that "wafer thin mint" thing in the meaning of life you see... one slap and POOF.

Besides I get examined by a doctor at least once a month - do I need to explain my my ass has bruises all over it? There is also the problem of anyone I could call "Daddy" being like 75 and we all know how that will end (see the part where I crew the straps).

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