I JUST DON'T AGREE


So did this quiz on how gay you are. Well it said "If Elton John was a candle you would be a flame thrower". Come on, Not even. Look how manly I am over here (glances at the Pusheen the cat toys on every flat surface in the apartment).

Then there is the fact that my best friend is a woman I'm not romantically interested in. Oh wait...

There was that time I made love with that woman who looked like a lumber jack... This is not helping either.

Never mind.

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