25 Random Things About Me...

I have not purchased a loaf of bread for myself in over 10 years...
I have not had sugar or cream in my coffee in over 25 years...
The last 6 dates I was on where all crazy women I met on POF...
I have not been fishing in 20 years...
I was once trained as a life guard but never worked as one - just wanted the paper saying the fat guy could do it...
I was a member of Mensa for 4 months and quit because I thought they were all dicks...
I was once a fundamentalist right wing Christian...
I made a crucifix out of barbed wire in a single day and sold it the next day...
I drove over 120mph when my Dad died in the car beside me...
I have saved 3 human lives that I know of, 2 with CPR...
I was ordained in 2 separate churches...
I preformed 3 weddings 2 of them where same sex...
I have had exactly 1 speeding ticket and it was the only time I was speeding in the city...
I have been in a boat going 100 mph...
I once won a first place ribbon for running...
I lost my virginity at the age of 13 she was 14...
I have been to 1 nudist beach and 3 nudist colonies...
I have read the bible 6 times completely and 3 different versions (NIV, Catholic and NAS)…
I was thought to be slow in elementary school but given a test before high school and all the sudden they stopped thinking that way about me…
I have mild autism…
I have read a wide range of gnostic texts…
I have read the satanic bible…
I have been to a voodoo cleaning ritual and it felt good…
I drove my first car more than 100,000 miles in total….

I once got 100 play piercings in my back, that is threw and threw so 200 holes punched in me…

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